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Personal Illogic

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F*ckin’ Plot Kittens…

Life, Fuckups, and Trivialities

F*ckin’ Plot Kittens…

In the beginning, for Ee, there was the boot. It crashed down through the ceiling of sticks and leaves that kept most of the rain off of her, and nearly smashed her hand. So she bit the leg that was in it with all the strength she could muster. Cool

Fifty Ways to Help an Artist

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Fifty Ways to Help an Artist

The starving artist is a cliche for a reason. These days, you’ve got to be either pretty firkin good or pretty firkin popular for the Hollywood Xerox Machine to take a risk on your stuff.

Murder Dollhouse

A Day Late…

Not a dollar short, though, because I get paid today. The reason why I didn’t write this is simple and complicated at the same time: Shitty Internet. When the internet is shitty, I disperse into other activities whilst I wait for That One Gorram Page To Load. In this

Re-Spec Mah Prioritah

Life, Fuckups, and Trivialities

Re-Spec Mah Prioritah

I’m in an economic pickle once more. The money I once had has gone to frivolous things like… food. And emergencies. And bills.

The Romance of a Thousand Couples: The Romcom Journey

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The Romance of a Thousand Couples: The Romcom Journey

My only means of qualification is that I am really, really, really sick and tired of the Generic Romcom Formula.

Life, Fuckups, and Trivialities

[X] My Life

As far as I’m aware, my hub site is down for the count. At least two testers have got a 502 [bad gateway] error.

Around and Around I Go

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Around and Around I Go

You can guess by my picture up there that I haven’t invested much time in Murder Dollhouse. And that’s okay, because people need to recharge every now and again. But I won’t leave this blog empty for a fortnight. So I’m going to trawl through my

My Traitor Brain

Murder Dollhouse

My Traitor Brain

Q: How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don’t change a f*cking thing!

Self Care and the Indie Artist’s Regime

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Self Care and the Indie Artist’s Regime

TL;DR- I spent the entire weekend looking after myself and not producing content. Are you mad at me? I was sick. I managed to pick up whatever vile Lurgi seems to be doing the circuit these days, and it’s been my best friend and worst enemy for an

The Irresistible Lure of Plot Kittens

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The Irresistible Lure of Plot Kittens

Most fanfic writers have a few ideas circling through the back-burners. Some get them on tap. But all fanfic writers would agree that the darn things just keep on breeding.

Murder Dollhouse

Murder Dollhouse

Murder Dollhouse

He’s a cocksure up-and-coming detective who’s been sent to a department to find out what has THAT squad solving crimes at a higher rate. She’s a POC on the spectrum who builds detailed models of crime scenes that no longer exist. They fight crime.

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(Dis)Organised

I think there’s a reason why one of the cities in Hell is called Dis. It starts so many unpleasantnesses. Dispute, disarray, disability… and disorganised. [And let me make it clear here and now that having a disability is made extra unpleasant by all the abled people running around

Repairs in progress?

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Repairs in progress?

I asked my Beloved how the site fixing is going and they said it could well be done today! Spoiler alert – if it isn’t, tomorrow’s blog is going to be dipped in lava-hot snark. If it is… this may be the last entry you get for weeks on

Am I Doing it Wrong?

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Am I Doing it Wrong?

I’m working as hard as I can at making this Indie thing into a career. I’m sending manuscript samples off to potential agents. I’m doing a daily flash fiction to gain an audience base. I’ve recently started attempting to advertise my stuff on social media.

I think about things too much #1

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I think about things too much #1

Sometimes, I ponder things a little too hard. Or I think about them a little too long. Sometimes, it makes an interesting story. The rest of the time, it just hangs around in the back of my head and waits for an opportunity to be useful. Most of them… just