How do I social?

I’m a writer. I’m a natural recluse. I would much rather be hiding in my little safety zone and I don’t like sharing too much of my life and personal details.

Plus… I’m a fogey. I’m not used to having my phone out and tweeting about things. I don’t like to brag. Unlike a certain orange-coloured public figure who’s currently getting away with treason against the country he allegedly rules…

But enough about the trash.

I have extreme difficulty getting myself ‘out there’. And Twitter is the preferred platform for advertising yourself.

Limiting myself to 140 characters is a trial. I have bigger things to say than that. If I want to say something pithy, that’s what twitter is for.

Long rants? That’s for blogs.

Maybe I’m over-thinking this and need to start tweeting about whatever. Except I’m spending my days on things like this.

Augh.

I can’t win.